Ok, some student just came in here and asked directly to my face, "Um, is there anyone around?" I replied, "I'm around." She thought briefly, stumbled upon some more words, and came back with, "Well, a Dean or someone?" What did you want to say, someone important? Someone other than you, who sits behind a desk without a pHd or candidacy for the med school?
She apparently needed a REAL person. Since I merely work for the Ivy League University, but do not attend said university, I don't count for a real person.
People should just know not to talk to me on this day.