Note to Took.

We both know you have to poop. Don’t look at me in confusion when we turn around for the 11th time to walk the same 30 ft. we've now been walking for 15 minutes. Don’t start sniffing the ground really slowly, faking like you’re about to poop...I know you’re just wasting time. You know the second you poop we will get out of the cold and back into the warmth of the house. I’m on to you. I know you know we’re waiting for you to do your business. So find something good to read already and squat. It will be better for the both of us, I promise.