Tuesday, April 19

Not A Good Thing.

Can someone please explain to me why Martha Stewart will now have her own station on Sirius? It claims to provide "advice and inspiration." Inspiration?! INSPIRATION?! Everyone, go get Sirius so we can all be inspired to lie. But don't worry...if you get sent to prison, you'll lose weight and come out wearing a poncho knitted by fellow inmates.

Guys, I'll admit, I like Martha Stewart Living. But an entire radio station dedicated to her may be a bit much. That's all I'm saying.

That and you should go out and commit fraud. You apparently only benefit from it. I mean, you get a hand-knitted poncho out of it and everything.

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