Tuesday, March 8
It's like Christmas, but highly addictive and causes you to shake and ramble-on all too easily.
The new dean just bought every office in the building their very own coffee pot. It just arrived...and it's not just any old Mr. Coffee, it's a Williams-Sonoma Capresso MT500. Some get Yoga and laptops...but I think this is almost as good. Except he might as well have just bought me an I.V. complete with a supply of coffee going directly into my blood stream, because this can mean nothing but trouble for yours truly.