Chick: "I swear to god, I don't know how nothing has happened to me yet, either I am infertile or the cure for herpes in is my vagina."
--- Overheard on the 6 Train, NYC
I just found this site, Overheard in New York, that posts different things overheard on the streets in NYC. It's hilarious.
(And to give credit where credit is due, I found it through this guy, also a good read: The Hanging Stranger.)